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Woman like sex!
But it’s impossible for Garrus to sexy when his schlong probably looks something like this
—-Orion Pax will be unavailable during the next 10 Earth Days. Enjoy this human rendition of a classic Cybertronian dance while he is away.—-
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This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:
The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.
According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.
When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.
So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.
/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.
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Everlasting Storm
Darkness doesn’t last long in the skies of Lake Maracaibo, located at the mouth of the Catatumbo river in Venezuela. An hour after dusk, the clouds brew and the lightshow begins—lightning bolt after lightning bolt strikes, and intense cloud-to-cloud discharge that forms arc of lightning more than five kilometres high. “Relámpago del Catatumbo” (Catatumbo lightning) it is a unique natural phenomenon: it’s an almost permanent storm that lights up the skies over the marshlands of Lake Maracaibo for 10 hours a night, over 160 nights a year. Rapid-fire bolts rip open the sky 16 to 40 times a minute on any given night, reaching an intensity of 400,000 amps, and they can be seen from 400 km away—but the phenomenon occurs so high up that the thunder is inaudible to spectators on the ground. This storm has been raging for centuries. The indigenous people of Northwestern Venezuela call the phenomenon “rib a-ba” or “river of fire in the sky”, and ancient mariners used the lightning for navigation. In 1595, Francis Drake was forced to abandon a sneak attack on the city of Maracaibo after the lightning exposed his ship to the Spanish garrison. The lightning storms are caused by the collision of winds sweeping down from the Andes Mountains, and the ionised gases (specifically methane) that rise up to feed the storm from the marshlands below, created by the decomposition of organic matter. Some researchers believe the storm generates ozone and helps replenish the ozone later, but others say that the ozone produced wouldn’t rise that high. Nonetheless, it’s one of the longest displays of continuous lightning in the world—similar phenomena are found in Colombia, Indonesia and Uganda, but not with the insane intensity and frequency of the Catatumbo lightning.
(Image Credit: Alan Highton/NatGeo)
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The bravest woman on Earth.
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This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of their own voices saying, “I do.”
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It’s been too long since I’ve bothered you with Disney music.
I have no idea how it’s related to you right now. Shut up and enjoy it.
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“I am going to assume the lesson here is don’t judge a mech by his faction brand because he may just want to… quit and be a florist.”